129 Terminology

Politically Correct Terms:

Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.

Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.

Lazy: Motivationally deficient.

Fat: Horizontally challenged.

Fail: Achieve a deficiency.

Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.

Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.

Body Odor: Non discretionary fragrance.

Worst: Least best.

Wrong: Differently logical.

Ugly: Cosmetically different.

Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.

Short: Vertically challenged.

Dead: Living impaired.

Vagrant: Non specifically destinationed individual.

Spendthrift: Negative saver.

Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.

Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.

Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed.

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