133 Punderful

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

3. A backward poet writes inverse.

4. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism it’s your count that votes.

5. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

6. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

7. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

8. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

9. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

10. Every calendar’s days are numbered.

11. A lot of money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and ‘taint mine.

12. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

13. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

14. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

15. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

16. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

17. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.

18. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

19. Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

20. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of da feet

21. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

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