An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed.
“Lissin’ a me.
I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, so you will always remember me.”
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; “But grandpa, I really donna a lika guns.
Howz about you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?”
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; “Shuddup an lissin’.
Somma day, you gonna runna da business.
You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea a couple of bambinos.”
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; “Somma day, you gonna comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then, …. pointa to you watch and say “Times up”?”