38 Exercising

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about $400.

Haven’t lost a pound.

Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier

Homophones

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