140 Bumper Stickers

Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

Montana —At least our cows are sane!

I love cats…they taste just like chicken.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Learn from your parents’ mistakes —use birth control.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…

Keep honking…I’m reloading….

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

So many stupid people… so few comets.

Your kid may be an honours student, but you’re still an idiot.

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